with blackjack and hookers
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My manwich!
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
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This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
Shut up baby, I know it!
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
Valentine’s Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Everyone saying “Good news everyone” but the real Dr gem is
“Oh my, yes”
And the variation
“Oh my, no”
I use them weekly
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
Wait, I’m having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?