Suicide is the biggest killer of people under the age of 35 and the biggest killer of men under the age of 50

(i will probably be in that second statistic)

it’s all bots there now…

freeze peachers?

yes

oh ive been there.
i had the manager at a mcdonalds refuse me once, so i ended up showing him the law on my phone… which didn’t convice them… so i emailed corporate, who called me back, and the store… and then the store had the law printed on the window at the entrance…
the next time i tried it there, had to still get a manager who said “i’ll just do it this one time”
and i kept letting him know that i know he has to every time…

there’s more to that:

Any gift certificate sold after January 1, 1997, is redeemable in cash for its cash value, or subject to replacement with a new gift certificate at no cost to the purchaser or holder.4 Effective January 1, 2008, any gift certificate with a cash value of less than $10 is redeemable in cash, which includes currency or check, for its cash value.

i would too, if they weren’t all around me…

most people don’t

in California, all gift cards $10 or less can be redeemed for cash.

you may have to argue with employees and management, but its the law… it’s also a misdemeanor for the cashier to refuse it to you.

Trader Joes has good store brand beer…

Georgia boots are the shit…

maybe i’m biased… but isn’t Conga a particularly inhospitable place to live?
it seems like the dramatic climate shift would be pretty difficult as well…

that’s pretty common on reddit

well it is a much more direct approach than usual…

well they did change it somewhat…
i heard the original creator killed himself over the deal

telomeres are cells’ biological clock… they get shorter with each division, and is the general cause of your body breaking down, round the 80’s.
telomerase and other chemicals can reset those telomeres, but also cause the body’s existing precancerous cells to go malignant. (telomeres also limit cancer cell growth, and creating telomerase is one of the mutations required for full on cancer)
so, if we can regrow cells telomeres without causing cancer… we have a youth serum.
but there’s already other telomerase gene therapy in development anyways…

what’s really cool is this plus telomerase will give us a youth serum

no

lol

wow, you’re a real piece of shit.

i was just explaining what you asked to have explained to you

mad flurry off comments, doesn’t make any sense.

i see by your closing statements that caring about your fellow human isn’t your main motivation and it is, indeed, all about worshipping corporations and polishing boots with your tongue.

i hope your new years helps you grow some thicker skin