Learn to clean your butthole and keep it clean
You will get fatter unless you eat less and less for the rest of your life, probably starting around 32
Appreciate what you have. I know you think you are doing that now, but you’re probably steamrolling over people and things all day long
If you are doing something awesome, remember it and document it. You’ll want to revisit that many times later - see above
It was legal before, wonder why they didn’t use that precedent