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Especially if the battery is 600 miles long like the title says.
Especially if the battery is 600 miles long like the title says.
Still waiting on a fax from them to confirm.
That’s an instant X2 score modifier right there.
That would be impossible, for I am the raciest uncle!
Edit: And before my inbox fills up, I’m only into Weird Aunts with a balanced cat/tattoo ratio.
I’ve seen airline bottles of Johnnie Walker for about $5 around me. I’d spend the $15 on a full sized bottle of Evan Williams, though.
I started taking graphic design classes in the mid 2ks and the amount of my brain that has been squandered making everything look like shiny candy floating in a polished plastic void is disgusting.
Then I learned how to make everything look like it was badly spray stenciled and drug through a post industrial alley so I could really stick it to the man.
This might as well ask, “When were you young and broke and wanted everything you saw in a commercial and then started collecting ridiculous amounts of nostalgia product as soon as you had even a crumb of disposable income.”
Thankfully I didn’t fall for that nonsense.
: reclines on throne made entirely of first gen Zunes and Sidekick phones:
Oh, thank fuck. David Bowie’s Area is still online.
“I have a busted old brain from the 80s, what distro would you suggest?”
“Smell once, wash twice.”
Will I take "From Russia, With Love ’ for $400, Alex?
It was much more complicated than that.
They also had to wrap half a roll of tin foil around the antennas.
I’ve, unfortunately, gotten in to the habit of having YouTube playing on my second screen when doing anything at my computer. Can’t fall asleep without some history documentary playing.
Bad habit on my short list for eradicating.
I want to see if I can find a quality Gateway 2000 decal I can stick on my next laptop so nobody touches it.
I paid for an argument!