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FUCK.

But, like, what happened?

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“It’s”

Not great. Just had a lumbar puncture and feeling pukey.

It’s like this moment was made for my boyfriend.

I really don’t fucking get those people. Yeah, Stalin was awful, but communism isn’t. It seems like they don’t really know what they’re angry at. China? 🤷‍♀️

My brain couldn’t get past it

Getting shot at comes with the job you willingly signed up for.

Peas suck

First I’ve heard of it

I don’t think most Americans need a reason.

Shut up, Grandpa. You’re embarrassing me.

Nationalism is a bitch.

We’re dumb and very deserving of ridicule, but let me correct you anyway.

Macaroni and Cheese was introduced to the US by James Hemings, a man enslaved by Thomas Jefferson (our 3rd president), after returning from Italy, where he learned how to do pasta stuff because Tommy just loved noods.

So, yeah. Slavery.

I love dried egg noodles. Please, sir, can I have some more?

YES.

Growing up poor is fun. Very similar to what we called tuna casserole.

1. Box of elbow macaroni, cooked
2. Can of cream of mushroom soup
3. Can of tuna, drained
4. Can of peas, drained

Dump. Mix. Consume.

I’m still poor, but I don’t eat that shit.

I dunno what Christmas rice is, but raisins are so much better in savory applications than sweet.