The PUA-types and this alpha/beta/sigma nonsense really appeals to the incel crowd. They believe that they can somehow game relationships in order to get sex. Like, they do steps a, b, c–which is the kind of systems PUAs are/were pushing–and you get laid.
The whole thing is a constellation; I don’t think any of those groups exists in a vacuum, and there’s lots of points where they cross over.
Lagavulin 12y, double, neat.
Laphroig or Ardbeg will do in a pinch.
If they don’t have any islay single malt whiskys, then usually cheap bourbon.