• satanmat@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    440 million years old, and someone goes and staples a tag to me?

    God damn it so much

          • CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.workOP
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            It’s an important ingredient for the safety of injectable drugs and the crabs are returned to the sea alive. If a synthetic alternative takes off, I am concerned that the government will not care as much about protecting this species.

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              5 days ago

              It’s sad and crazy that raw “usefulness” is one of very few motivators to put effort into protecting things at a national level.

              Everything is a hostage standoff negotiation to capitalism. :(

              “Why should I care about you?”

              “But you need me!”

              “…Fine.”

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                And then there are cats. Who destroys your favorite tableware? Who scratches all your furniture except the one made specifically for that purpose? Who walks over your keyboard?

                “Meow!”

                “Oh well, all right then, haha!”

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        Lol I love how innocent your comment is. In a thread of jokes and sarcasm you come in with the pure intention of informing. Cheers friend🍻